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program writer
Jan 5, 2026

I majored in theoretical physics. It was a conscious decision, even though it pissed off my dad. He wanted me to major in computer science because he thought I'd end up as a professor. Why did he think that was bad? I dunno, it baffles me to this day.

Anyway, I usually use the title Program Writer instead of Software Engineer because, well:

People have asked me why Program Writer instead of, say, Software Developer. Until a few days ago, I didn't have a good answer. But now I think I do:

I've done all three, but I think programming suits me best—for a couple of reasons:

So it kind of makes sense to call myself:

A Program Writer.

Q.E.D.